Last week, on Facebook, I posted my "status" as feeling as if I were "the guest of honor in a life-size Whack-o-Mole game."  Details are boring, but due to sheer coincidence, a lot of household craziness is arriving in an Unharmonic Convergence of dogsitting, college visits for our son, dental unpleasantness and more.   The capstone was yesterday, as I sorted the piles of documents that I hand off to my husband as he fires up his tax software to do our taxes. I hate this annual job. I don't mind paying taxes--I just hate doing them.   Anyway, among the papers I was sorting, I found something very amusing and, for today's blog, I am going to plagiarize the entire content of this document I found in my tax prep pile. Here it goes:  

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